*TURKEY SLAPS BEOWULF*


THIS GUY JUST LIKES SEX. AND RAPING PEOPLE. AND HIS CROTCH.
USUALLY MARCHES AROUND WITH NO CLOTHES ON, WIGGLES HIS MASSIVE CROTCH AT SCHOOLGIRLS AND EVERY OTHER CHARACTER HE SEES IN HIS WAY.
WILL RAPE PRETTY MUCH ANYONE, BUT AVOIDS PEOPLE SUCH AS HANNAH MONTANA AND THE CHICK WITH PINK HAIR WHO LIKES TO BAKE.

HIS FAVORITE RAPE BUDDY IS CURRENTLY ALUCARD.

HIS FAVORITE THING IS TO COCKSLAP PEOPLE WITH A SERIOUS EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE.
LIKE THIS: *COCKSLAPS*


TRUFAX 1. - RONON DISCOVERED THAT BEOWULF HAS A DISEASED COCK WHEN BEOWULF WAS WIGGLING HIS CROTCH AT RONON. VICTOR HAS INDEED CONFIRMED THIS TO BE TRUE.

TRUFAX 2.- HE IS ALSO LIKE OVER 9000 YEARS OLD, BECAUSE HE'S FROM SOME ANCIENT POEM WHICH IS THE DEFINITION OF TL;DR.
IS ROLEPLAYED BY SPORKOFJUSTICE