DEATH NOTE IS SIMULTANEOUSLY THE MOST DULL AND YET FASCINATING ANIME SERIES OF ALL TIME. ITS PENCHANT FOR EXAGGERATION AND MAKING SRS BZNS OUT OF EVERYTHING IN ORDER TO COMPENSATE FOR ITS OVERWHELMING BORINGNESS HAS ATTRACTED A RATHER EXTENSIVE FAN BASE, WHICH IN TURN, IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE MOST LULZY FANDOM OF ALL TIME.

THE MAIN CHARACTER, LIGHT IAMAGAY YAGAMI IS A REALLY SEXY, REALLY SMART CLOSET FAG PSYCHOPATH WITH A GOD COMPLEX WHO FINDS A MAGIC BOOK ON THE GROUND THAT LETS HIM KILL PEOPLE. SAID BOOK HAPPENS TO BELONG TO A MAGIC DEATH-CLOWN NAMED RYUK, WHO PROCEEDS TO STALK HIM UNTIL THE END OF THE SERIES. USING THIS MAGIC NOTEBOOK OF DEATH, LIGHT YAGAMI PURSUES HIS DREAM OF REACHING OFFICIAL STATUS AS THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE ON THE PLANET.

BUT HIS PLANS DO NOT GO UNOPPOSED. IT IS NOT LONG BEFORE HE ENCOUNTERS L, A SUPER-DETECTIVE WHOSE ORIGINS LIE IN A SECRET ORGANIZATION OF SUPER-SMART ORPHAN CHILDREN WHO ALL HAVE EQUALLY GAY CODE NAMES, SUPPOSEDLY RESIDING SOMEWHERE IN ENGLAND. ALL THOUGH L IS UGLY AND BEARS A STRIKING RESEMBLANCE TO A CHIMPANZEE, HIS FAN BASE IS EVEN LARGER THAN LIGHT'S BECAUSE HE STRONGLY BELIEVES IN JUSTICE AND IS NOT QUITE SO MUCH OF AN ASSHOLE. HE ALSO HAS A CERTAIN FONDNESS FOR CAKE AND TEA, WHICH HAPPENS TO BE THE ONLY THING HE EATS, MAKING HIM THE BANE OF EVERY ANOREXIC TEENAGE GIRL'S EXISTENCE. WORKING UNDER ALONGSIDE L IS THE JAPANESE POLICE FORCE, WHO ALSO LIKE JUSTICE, ESPECIALLY AIZAWA. IN REALITY, THEY'RE COMPLETELY USELESS AND DON'T REALLY GET TO HELP IN THE INVESTIGATION ALL THAT MUCH BECAUSE BOTH L AND LIGHT ARE SPOTLIGHT WHORES.

THROUGHOUT HIS MAGICAL JOURNEY, LIGHT ACQUIRES A TEAM OF BITCHES TO DO HIS DIRTY WORK AND USE AT HIS DISPOSAL (THIS MAY OR MAY NOT INCLUDE SEXUAL ENCOUNTERS). EVERYONE IS L'S BITCH AUTOMATICALLY.

THEN THERE'S SOME PEOPLE WHO AREN'T AS COOL AS L- MELLO, WHO'S ENGLISH VOICE IS AS GAY AS THE CHARACTER HIMSELF, AND NEAR, THIS FUCKING CREEPY TODDLER WITH ILLOGICALLY WHITE HAIR.

...WHAT? I'M FORGETTING SOMEONE? I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

SERIOUSLY. NO ONE LIKES DEATH NOTE FOR BEING DEATH NOTE. THEY ONLY WATCH IT TO GET IN ON THE FANDOM.

EVEN GWEN STEFANI AND MADONNA ARE IN ON IT. NO JOKE. IF YOU SAW THE FANDOM, YOU'D KNOW WHY.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=l_ve34gOUDU