EVERY CHARACTER FROM THIS SERIES IS PLAYED BY UNCREATIVITY WHICH IS HOW YOU KNOW IT'S COOL

HOLY CRAP THERE ARE OTHER EXCEL SAGA PLAYERS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥




THIS IS THE AWESOMEST FUCKING MANGA EVER

THE ANIME IS OK TOO I GUESS BUT THE MANGA IS FUCKING OVER 9000 AWESOME

IF YOU ASK UNCREATIVITY, SHE WILL BUY YOU SEVERAL VOLUMES OF THE MANGA AND THEN NEVER GET AROUND TO SENDING THEM TO YOU.


75,020,000 YEARS AGO, THERE WAS AN EVIL OVERLORD NAMED XENU. HE CONSPIRED WITH EVIL PSYCHIATRISTS TO ROUND UP ALIENS WHO WEREN'T PAYING THEIR TAXES. HE THEN FROZE THEM IN CARBONITE AND LOADED THEM ONTO SPACESHIPS. THE SPACESHIPS LOOKED LIKE DC-8_S BUT HAD HOTTER FLIGHT ATTENDANTS. HE THREW THE ALIENS AROUND THE BASES OF VOLCANOES, KILLED THEM WITH NUCLEAR BOMBS, AND BRAINWASHED THEIR SOULS. HE FELL IN LOVE WITH A CHARMING YOUNG WOMAN FROM SOLARIA NAMED L. RON HUBETTE, AND ALL SEEMED TO BE WELL UNTIL THE DAY THAT THEY ALL DIED HORRIBLY.

FLASHBACK TO 20 YEARS AGO, JUST LIKE IN LOST BUT WITH EVEN LESS COHERENT PLOT STRUCTURE, PROFESSOR SHIOUJI'S DADDY WHO MAY OR MAY NOT ALSO BE PROFESSOR SHIOUJI'S MOMMY WHO MAY OR MAY NOT BE IL PALAZZO DISAPPEARED. THIS HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH EXCEL AND ROPPONMATSU HAVING THE SAME SOUL OR SOMETHING WHICH IS ACTUALLY A KEY TO OPEN THE DOOR, AND ARE YOU FOLLOWING ME YET?

FROM VOLUMES 1-15, EXCEL SAGA IS ABOUT A IL PALAZZO WHO IS A FUNDAMENTALIST MORMON WITH THREE WIVES NAMED EXCELLY SUE, MUTSUME HYATT, AND THE OTHER ONE. ANTICS WERE HAD, MOSTLY IN THE FORM OF RUNNING OVER THESE GIRLS WITH CARS. IT'S JUST LIKE IN THE ANIME EXCEPT IT'S GOOD.

FROM VOLUMES 16-20 IT'S ABOUT TERIHA SHIOUJI WHO IS THE SADDEST PANDA IN THE WHOLE WORLD, AND IL PALAZZO HANGS OUT IN A SKYSCRAPER AND RUNS FOR MAYOR AND SHIT.

EXCEL AKA TERIHA SHIOUJI
PRESIDENT EXCEL AKA EXCEL
HYATT AKA CHIHAYA AYASUGI
ELGALA AKA KASUMI MUNAKATA
IL PALAZZO
MISAKI MATSUYA
MIWA SHIOUJI