HARUHI FUJIOKA IS THE ONLY MEMBER OF THE OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB THAT IS FEMALE, SANE, AND NOT OBSCENELY RICH. CONSEQUENTLY, SHE IS ALSO THE ONLY FEMALE IN THE ENTIRE SCHOOL THAT IS COMPLETELY IMMUNE TO THE HOST CLUB'S CHARMS AND IDIOCY. SHE MASQUERADES AS A BOY IN SCHOOL IN ORDER TO KEEP HER SPOT AS A HOST IN THE CLUB IN ORDER TO PAY OFF THIS RIDICULOUSLY HUGE DEBT THE CLUB PINNED HER WITH FOR ACCIDENTALLY BREAKING AN EXPENSIVE VASE THEY OWNED. SHE DOESN'T MIND DOING THIS, BUT THEN AGAIN, HER DAD CROSS DRESSES AND WORKS AT A GAY BAR SO IT PROBABLY ISN'T THAT BIG OF A DEAL TO HER.

SHE IS EXCEEDINGLY UNINTERESTING, LACKS MOTIVATION FOR PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING, AND IS SURPRISINGLY DOMESTIC BUT VERY UNFEMININE. HER MOTHER DIED WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG, AND HER INTELLIGENCE EARNED HER A SCHOLARSHIP INTO OURAN HIGH SCHOOL- WHICH IS HOW SHE WOUND UP, UNFORTUNATELY, MEETING THE HOST CLUB. THEY FORCE HER TO DO ALL SORTS OF TERRIBLE, REPREHENSIBLE THINGS, LIKE SOCIALIZING, AND HAVING FUN, AND TRYING NEW THINGS, AND SOMETIMES LAVISH HER WITH EXPENSIVE FOOD. THEY'RE ALL SO VERY ANNOYING. SPEAKING OF FOOD, SHE REALLY LIKES OOTORO.

SHE CAN BE ABOUT AS CLUELESS AS TAMAKI AT TIMES, WHICH IS JUST AS WELL, BECAUSE THEY'RE NOT READY TO ACKNOWLEDGE THEIR FEELINGS TOWARDS ONE ANOTHER YET UNLESS YOU'RE READING THE MANGA. SHE'S EVERYONE IN THE HOST CLUB'S PET, BUT THE TWINS IN PARTICULAR HAVE TAKEN A GREAT LIKING TO HER, AND OFTEN INCITE SQUABBLES OVER HER WITH TAMAKI.

BUT OURAN CAN'T STAY SRS BZNS FOR ANY LONGER THAN ABOUT FIFTY SECONDS AT A TIME, SO LONG-TERM RELATIONSHIP DEVELOPMENT IS SOMETIMES FORGONE IN FAVOR OF JOY PEEING AND OTHER TOPICS OF CONVERSATION MORE RELEVANT TO OUR INTERESTS.