http://sosbrigader.livejournal.com

HARUHI SUZUMIYA IS THE RESIDENT SPARKLE HUGS QUEEN. SHE'S THE LEADER OF THE SOS BRIGADE, A CLUB DEDICATED TO FINDING ALIENS, TIME-TRAVELERS AND ESPERS AND HANGING OUT WITH THEM!

THEY'RE ALSO THE NUMBER ONE CLUB FOR INVESTIGATING MYSTERIOUS AND SUPERNATURAL HAPPENINGS SO IF YOU HAVE ANY ~MYSTERIES~ YOU NEED SOLVING CHECK THEM OUT!

APPARENTLY, SHE'S WAY TOO SPARKLY. IT'S VERY SCARY.

SHE'S CURRENTLY GOING OUT WITH AKITO, WHICH FURTHER PROVES HER AWESOMENESS BECAUSE AKITO'S GAY. THE END.

HARUHI GOT HIT BY CUPID'S ARROW, WHICH MADE HER A SLUT WHO SLEPT AROUND A LOT, BUT THEN SHE GOT PREGNANT AND ENDED UP GIVING BIRTH TO THREE METROIDS. AFTER THAT, THE TRAUMA GAVE HER AMNESIA. OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. BASICALLY, SHE DOESN'T REMEMBER ANYONE.

HARUHI IS PLAYED BY RISSEH.



CONFUSE ME, SO I'M NOT GONNA KEEP A LIST.
BOOYAH.