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EVERYBODY LOVES THE HOMESTAR RUNNER. HE IS A TERRIFIC ATHLETE.

OKAY, SO THIS IS HOMESTAR. HE IS SUPPOSEDLY THE PRINCIPAL CHARACTER OF HOMESTAR RUNNER DOT COM (SEE BELOW), BUT THIS HONOR WAS USURPED BY A CERTAIN MEXICAN PSEUDO-WRESTLER EARLY ON IN THE SITE'S LIFE.

HE IS VERY EARNEST AND SWEET, BUT HIS INTELLIGENCE LEAVES SOMETHING TO BE DESIRED. HIS HOBBIES INCLUDE PLAYING WITH CHEAT COMMANDOS, EATING FLUFFY PUFF MARSHMALLOWS, DRINKING MELONADE, HARASSING STRONG BAD, PLAYING ALL TYPES OF SPORTS, AND BEING AN UNINTENTIONAL NUISANCE IN GENERAL.

HE IS THE 'COL-OH-NEL' OF THE HOMESTARMY, A VERY PATHETIC GROUP OF SOLDIERS WHO EXIST TO MAKE THE SILLIEST OF CONQUESTS. ALL THAT'S REQUIRED TO JOIN IS FIVE BUCKS.

SUPPOSEDLY HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND NAMED MARZIPAN, BUT THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS SO SUPERFLUOUS THAT IT'S HARDLY WORTH MENTIONING. HE ALSO HAS A SPEECH IMPEDIMENT AND CAN'T PRONOUNCE HIS R'S PROPERLY, BUT I WON'T BE TYPING THIS OUT BECAUSE IT GETS ANNOYING.

PLAYED (BADLY) BY ZOKITA

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