HOUSE MD IS BASICALLY A SHOW ABOUT HOUSE BEING A DOCTOR, AND HIS REALLY USELESS TEAM MATES. NO, SERIOUSLY. THEY ARE USELESS. NO JOKE. ANYWAY. THE PREMISE OF THE SHOW IS ABOUT HOW HOUSE IS REALLY GOOD AT CURING PEOPLE, BUT...OMG HE HATES PATIENTS!!!!11/2ONE! THE ONLY REASON PEOPLE WATCH IS TO SEE HUGH LAURIE BEING SEXY, TO SHIP HOUSE/WILSON WHICH IS SEXY, AND TO SEE CHASE THE AUSTRALIAN WHO IS USELESS AND SEXY.

THAT'S ABOUT IT.