[[it_came_off]] CAPSLOCK DRESSING ROOM

Route:

WHEN ROAD KAMELOT EATS FAGGOT FOOD, SHE ALWAYS GROWS A RAINBOW-COLOURED PENIS. SAID PENIS BREAKS OFF INSIDE THE FIRST PERSON SHE HAS SEX WITH. SIMILAR TO A BUMBLEBEE'S STINGER.

VICTIMS:

GILGAMESH - HIS WAS SURGICALLY REMOVED BY FRAN. DEREK WOULDN'T DO IT. ROAD PUT THE PENIS IN A JAR AND NAMED IT STEVE. SHE SLEEPS WITH IT LIKE A TEDDY BEAR.
LELOUCH LAMPEROUGE - DIDN'T MIND WHEN IT HAPPENED. IT'S PROBABLY STILL UP THERE. IT RECENTLY POKED OUT TO SAY "HELLO!" ROAD NAMED THIS ONE BOB.
ALLEN WALKER - ...IT'S COMPLICATED. THIS ONE'S NAME IS MIKE.
FEMINA - PROBABLY STILL UP THERE. THIS ONE'S NAME IS TODD.
TERU MIKAMI - PROBABLY STILL UP THERE. THIS ONE'S NAME IS PHIL.
ARYSTAR KRORY - PROABABLY STILL UP THERE. THIS ONE'S NAME IS GIL JR.
ROLO LAMPEROUGE -PROBABLY STILL UP THERE. THIS ONE'S NAME IS PENDRAGON ISELEY. HE PAID ROAD BACK BY BREAKING HIS PENIS OFF INSIDE HER. WE'RE NOT SURE IT'S GOING TO GROW BACK.

VICTIMS ARE REWARDED WITH A SPECIAL ICON:

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ROAD WITH STEVE:

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it_came_off, Rev. 18, Last changed on 2008-10-28 06:50, 452 page hits
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