LELOUCH IS A DOUCHE, BUT A FABULOUS DOUCHE. HE IS THE STAR OF CHODE GAYASS: THE DOUCHE OF THE FAGBELLION
HE ENJOYS ACTIVITIES SUCH AS GAY SEX WITH SUZAKU, KILLING PUPPIES, AND FABRICATING RATIONALES FOR OPEN REVOLT.
IN HIS SPARE TIME, HE PRETENDS TO BE BATMAN, BY WEARING A STUPID COSTUME AND CALLING HIMSELF "ZERO." THIS IS EQUAL TO HIS VALUE AS A PERSON.
HE IS ALSO VERY STRATEGICALLY AND TACTICALLY MINDED, AND HE HAS MAGIC POWERS, GIVING THE ABILITY TO FORCE OTHER PEOPLE TO DO AS HE PLEASES.

SUCH A FAG COULD ONLY BE PLAYED BY SOMEONE EQUALLY FAGGOTROUS, TURIO (AND APPARENTLY BRYAN)

LELOUCH IS BETTER KNOWN IN THE DRESSING ROOM AS ZERO, AND YET TO PARTICIPATE AS LELOUCH. HIS ORDER OF BLACK KNIGHTS IS MILDLY UNSUCCESSFUL, WITH ONLY A FEW MEMBERS SO FAR:
LAHARL RANK: FIRST OFFICER. STATUS: AWESOME ARANMENT: METEOR
ATOLI RANK: FIRST LIEUTENANT. STATUS: ACE. ARANMENT: GUREN
FLONNE RANK: COMMANDER. STATUS: GREEN. ARANMENT: CUSTOM KNIGHTMARE FRAME
HARUHI SUZUMIYA RANK: BRIGADE LEADER. STATUS: GREEN. ARANMENT: CUSTOM KNIGHTMARE FRAME
LINK RANK: GRUNT. STATUS: WILL BE SENT ON SUICIDE MISSIONS ASAP. ARANMENT: SWORD

LELOUCH/ZERO (LEDOUCHEVIUKIA) HAS EXPENDED HIS GEASS ON THE FOLLOWING:
ATOLI COMMANDED INTO THE ORDER
HARUHI SUZUMIYA COMMANDED INTO THE ORDER
SNAKE ORDERED TO TAKE PHOTOGRAPHS OF IKE NAKED.
IKE FORCED TO THROW SWORD AT PUPPY.
MAX FORCED INTO A THREESOME WITH LELOUCH AND HARUHI
RONON DESPERATELY ORDERED TO KILL MAX, SO THAT HE COULD ESCAPE HER WRATH AS A RESULT OF THE ABOVE.
BIG BOSS ORDERED HIM TO TUCK HIM IN EVERY SINGLE NIGHT, AND READ HIM A STORY.
LOTTA HART ORDERED TO RECOGNIZE ZERO AS AN EMBLEM OF JUSTICE.
ROAD KAMELOT ORDERED TO JOIN HAREM
KAGAMI HIRAGI ORDERED TO LOVE LELOUCH FOREVER. FAILED BECAUSE OF TSUNDERE POWER.

I MIGHT HAVE FORGOTTEN SOME, SO REMIND ME.

LELOUCH/ZERO (MINDSMEX PLAYED BY BRYAN) HAS EXPENDED HIS GEASS ON THE FOLLOWING: (THEY CAN BOTH GEASS THE SAME PERSON.)
ATOLI ORDERED TO FORGET ABOUT MEETING HIM.
FROI TIEDOLL ORDERED TO TELL HIM EVERYTHING ABOUT THE BLACK ORDER.
CROSS MARIAN ORDERED TO HAND OVER A CHICKEN.
NARUTO ORDERED TO STOP SAYING "BELIEVE IT!"
PHANTOM AND CLONE PHANTOM ORDERED TO RAPE FEI WONG REED.
SABER ORDERED TO BE A LESBIAN.
ALLEN WALKER ORDERED TO BAKE A FAGGOT CAKE AND FORCE IT ON EVERYONE HE SEES.
GILGAMESH ORDERED TO EAT SOME OF ALLEN'S FAGGOT CAKE. THIS GEASS WAS CANCELED BY ORANGE.
GILGAMESH ORDERED TO "GET OUT OF [LELOUCH'S] SIGHT!", SO NOW HE AND LELOUCH CONVERSE OVER THE PHONE. THIS GEASS WAS CANCELED BY ORANGE.
GILGAMESH ORDERED TO NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN.
HERMIONE GRANGER ORDERED TO FALL IN LOVE WITH LAVI.
ILLYA ORDERED TO STOP WHINING FOR FIVE MINUTES.
VIRAL ORDERED TO RECOGNIZE LELOUCH AS GILGAMESH FROM THEN ON.
RIZA HAWKEYE ORDERED TO LET LELOUCH ESCAPE AFTER SHE HAD ARRESTED HIM.
DEREK ORDERED NOT TO LET HIM DO ANYTHING LIFE-THREATENING AGAIN.
STEPHEN COLBERT ORDERED TO LET THE WORLD KNOW THAT HE'S A SLUT.
BARACK OBAMA ORDERED TO MAKE ZERO HIS VP.
HIMSELF ORDERED IN THE MIRROR TO HAVE SEX WITH SHIRLEY UNTIL SHE HAD AT LEAST THREE ORGASMS.