MAGICAL SURGEON DEREK STILES
EXPLANATION HERE.



I FUCKING DARE YOU TO MAKE LESS SENSE.


MAGICAL SURGEON IS AN ALTERNATE MAGICAL "GIRL" VERSION OF DEREK STILES. HE PERFORMS SURGERY WITH THE USE OF
MAGIC AND WEARS A SKIRT AND LOOKS FABULOUS DOING IT.

TO SUMMARIZE WHERE HE'S COMING FROM:

• MEN WEAR SKIRTS, WOMEN WEAR PANTS.

• WAS RECRUITED TO BE A CADUCEUS SCOUT, JOINING THE RANKS OF SOLDIER SCIENCE AND SPARKLE DUDE AND ALL THOSE OTHER PEOPLE.
  

• HE FOUGHT THE GUILT. LITERALLY. NOT ONLY IS GUILT A SICKNESS TO HIM, THE INFECTIONS WERE HEADED UP BY STRAIN GENERALS, WHO ANSWERED DIRECTLY TO QUEEN ADAMYL AND USED HUMAN DELPHI AGENTS TO DO THEIR DIRTY WORK. HE
  DEFEATED THE LOST OF THEM, WITH HELP FROM LOVE, JUSTICE, MEDICINE AND HIS FRIENDS. :D
  

• ON THE TOPIC OF DELPHI AND THAT SHIT: DELPHI IS HEADED UP BY QUEEN ADAMYL. DIRECTLY UNDER ADAMYL ARE THE STRAIN GENERALS, ONE FOR EACH STRAIN OF GUILT. THESE GUYS ARE BASICALLY BIG ASS MONSTER VERSIONS OF THE GUILT
  THEY LEAD THE INFECTION OF. EACH STRAIN GENERAL HAS SOME FOOT UNITS OF HUMAN DELPHI AGENTS TO DO THE LEGWORK.
  THESE GUYS MIGHT GET A PAGE OF THEIR OWN TO EXPLAIN THEM MORE FULLY.
  

• HIS CANON IS CALLED "MAGICAL TRAUMA CENTER: UNDER THE SPARKLE". I WISH THIS WERE A REAL GAME SO HARD.

RELATIONSHIPS

FRIEND/HUGE MAN-CRUSH
SOLDIER SCIENCE VICTOR NIGUEL
NO ONE COULD EVER BE LIKE SCIENCE...SO INTELLIGENT... INNOVATIVE... CREATIVE... THERE'S NOTHING HE CAN'T CREATE A CURE FOR. AND HE'S SO HAPPY TO DO IT...

• SOLDIER SCIENCE [HIS SCIENCE] IS SURGEON'S GOOD FRIEND AND OMG-SQUEE-HUGE-ADORABLE-MAN-CRUSH. HE WANTS TO JUST SCOOP HIM UP AND CUDDLE HIM, BUT HE'S TOO SCARED TO.
  

FRIEND
DEREK STILES
THANK YOU... I OWE YOU.

• MAGICAL SURGEON'S "NORMAL" ALTERNATE. THEY GOT OFF TO A ROUGH START, BUT MAGICAL SURGEON CAN'T IMAGINE NOT BEING FRIENDS WITH HIM NOW. SURGEON REGULARLY TAKES OVER THE DUTY OF PROVIDING THE DRESSING ROOM'S
  MEDICAL CARE TO GIVE DEREK A BREAK. HE IS ALSO VERY GRATEFUL FOR DEREK'S OFFER TO HELP HIM GET TOGETHER
  WITH SCIENCE AND TOTALLY PLANS TO TAKE HIM UP ON IT SOMETIME. THEY ARE ALSO CONSPIRING TO GET VICTOR TO
  GIGGLE.
  

FRIEND/SWORD
EXCALIBUR
HOW SWEET.

• HOW THE HELL DID THIS EVEN HAPPEN. OH WAIT YEAH, SURGEON WAS KIND OF HORNY WHEN HE FIRST MET EXCALIBUR. HE AND EXCALIBUR USED TO REGULARLY DO DEEDS TOGETHER, BUT THEY HAVEN'T IN A LONG ASS TIME. SURGEON
  LOVES THE SEXYTIEMS AND HAD GROWN FOND OF EXCALIBUR HIMSELF, BUT FEELS VERY GUILTY FOR WHAT HE DOES SINCE
  HE LOVES HIS DEAR SCIENCE SO VERY MUCH. ;-; BUT THE SEXYTIEMS ARE SO GOOD AND IT'S ALL HE GETS, SO HE'S
  KIND OF TORN.
  
• SEEEXUUAAAAAAL HEEEEEEAAAAALLIIIINNNNG

SOME GUY THAT LOOKS LIKE SOLDIER SCIENCE
VICTOR NIGUEL
THEY MAY LOOK SIMILAR...BUT VICTOR ISN'T SCIENCE. NO ONE...IS LIKE MY SCIENCE...

• MEANIE FACE. ;-; BUT SURGEON CAN NEVER BE MEAN BACK TO HIM. HE LOOKS TOO MUCH LIKE SCIENCE. AS SUCH, IT REALLY DOES HURT WHEN VICTOR IS MEAN TO HIM. VICTOR IS HOW SURGEON PICTURES SCIENCE BEING IF HE WERE
  TO REJECT SURGEON'S LOVE. ACCORDINGLY, SURGEON IS SCARED SHITLESS OF BOTH HIM AND THE POSSIBLE CONSEQUENCES
  OF CONFESSING HIS UNDYING LOVE FOR SCIENCE. WAY TO GO, VICTOR. :/
  

OTHER STUFF

• IF HE HAS TO, SURGEON WILL SO TOTALLY SPARKLE A BITCH.
• SURGEON IS PLAYED BY HAPPY BONDAGE PONY SAILOR VIOLET
• HE'S ALSO KINDA SUPER GAY.