HAVE YOU EVER SMOKED A BIG FAT CUBAN CIGAR?
HAVE YOU EVER HITCHED A RIDE ON A SHOOTING STAR?
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN RED WHEN IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN YELLOW?
WHOA OH, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN MELLOW?



MELLO, FROM THE DEATH NOTE UNIVERSE.
HE'S ADDICTED TO CHOCOLATE, LOOKS MORE LIKE A WOMAN THEN ANY MALE HAS ANY RIGHT TO BE, AND IS INCREDIBLY GAY, JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER FAGS FROM DN.
HE HAS OPENED ADMITTED TO HAVING PAST SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH MATT.
HE'LL PROBABLY HAVE SEX WITH YOU IF YOU ASK NICELY OR DOR DEMAND IT.

HE CAN PROBABLY BE FOUND HIDING UNDER A TABLE SELLING ADULT FIMLS, WHICH HE FILMS WITH OR WITHOUT YOUR CONSENT.



(MELLO BEING GAY FOR MATT GADDEMMIT HE'S NOT GAY FOR MATT ANYMORE. THEY'VE BEEN OVER EVER SINCE MATT CHEATED ON MELLO WITH THAT FAGGOT NEAR.)

THIS MELLO IS PLAYED BY TORI, WHO JUST FOUND OUT THAT THERE USED TO BE ANOTHER MELLO HERE BEFORE HER.