NO MORE HEROES IS AN AWESOME GAME FOR THE WII. POSSIBLY THE MOST VIOLENT GAME MADE FOR THE WII, SINCE IT WAS NEVER PORTED OFF THE WII. (YET.)

ANYWAY, NO MORE HEROES IS ABOUT A GIGANTIC WEEABOO NAMED TRAVIS TOUCHDOWN WHO BUYS A BEAM KATANA ON AN ONLINE AUCTION AND DECIDES TO BECOME THE WORLD'S GREATEST ASSASSIN. OR AT LEAST CALIFORNIA'S. MAYBE JUST HIS CITY'S, I DON'T KNOW. SO HE GETS A JOB FROM THIS CHICK NAMED SYLVIA WHO THEN TELLS HIM HE GETS TO GO OUT AND START KILLING PEOPLE IN RANKED FIGHTS. SO HE'S LIKE, COOL, I GET MONEY. SO HE GOES AHEAD AND DOES THIS, AND MAKES MONEY ON THE SIDE BY KILLING PEOPLE OUTSIDE OF RANKED FIGHTS AND DOING MENIAL CHORES LIKE MOWING LAWNS.


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