FULL TITLE: OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB

IT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU THINK IT IS.

IN THE OURAN WORLD, CROSS-DRESSING CHARACTERS OF ALL GENDERS AND AGES, AN ENTIRE SCHOOL FILLED WITH TEENAGE LESBIANS, SPARKLE HUGS, CAKE, GAY BARS (WITH MORE CROSS-DRESSING), INCESTUAL RELATIONSHIPS BETWEEN SIBLINGS, RABID FAN GIRLS, COSPLAYING- IT'S ALL CANON. THE ENTIRE SERIES IS NON-STOP FAN-SERVICE AND MIND-ROTTING, CAPTIVATING STUPIDITY. IT FOCUSES ON THE DAY-TO-DAY LIVES OF SIX FILTHY RICH, INCREDIBLY GOOD-LOOKING YET SURPRISINGLY STUPID TEENAGE BOYS AND THEIR BORING, CONSIDERABLY LESS WEALTHY, CROSS-DRESSING FEMALE 'COMMONER' SLAVE, HARUHI.

THE HOST CLUB, SANS HARUHI, HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THEIR TIME THAN SEXUALLY HARASS INNOCENT YOUNG WOMEN (AND HARUHI, AND OLD LADIES, AND SOME MEN), STICK THEIR NOSES INTO OTHER PEOPLE'S PERSONAL MATTERS (USUALLY HARUHI'S), AND FLAUNT THEIR WEALTH IN ALL MANNER OF RIDICULOUS METHODS (SOMETIMES INVOLVING HARUHI).

YOU WOULD THINK SUCH A SERIES WOULD HAVE GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF SEXYTIEM. BUT IT DOESN'T. THIS IS BECAUSE HARUHI IS ASEXUAL, TAMAKI IS A RETARD, HUNNY HAS THE MENTALITY OF A FIVE-YEAR-OLD, THE TWINS ARE TOO BUSY PRESUMABLY SEXXING ONE ANOTHER TO TAKE NOTICE OF ANYONE ELSE, KYOUYA HAS A STICK UP HIS ASS AND IS PROBABLY A RAPIST ANYHOW, AND MORI SECRETLY POSSESSES UNGODLY SEXUAL PROWESS, AND IS THEREFORE UNTOUCHABLE.

DESPITE THIS DISAPPOINTING LACK OF SEXYTIEM, THE SERIES (AND MANGA) REMAINS UNBELIEVABLY POPULAR.

CHARACTERS:
- HARUHI FUJIOKA
- TAMAKI SUOH
- HIKARU HITACHIIN
- KAORU HITACHIIN
- KYOUYA OOTORI
- MITSUKUNI HANINOZUKA (A.K.A HUNNY)
- TAKASHI MORINOZUKA (A.K.A MORI)
- RENGE HOUSHAKUJI