CAPSLOCK DRESSING ROOM HAS HAD EPIC EVENTS THAT WENT OVER SEVERAL THREADS. (I REALLY FUCKING HOPE THIS IS WHAT THIS PAGE WAS MEANT FOR) SOMEONE ELSE CAN FILL IN THE DETAILS I'M NOT THAT AWESOME.




...WELL, EVERYONE WAS ABRUPTLY TRANSPORTED TO AND TRAPPED IN A BEST BUY FOR NO OBVIOUS REASON. THE SAME THING ONCE HAPPENED WITH A REST ROOM. IN FACT, I THINK IT HAPPENED WITHIN THE REST ROOMS INSIDE THE BEST BUY AS WELL. POINT OF FACT, IT WAS PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST AWESOME PLOT THREADS EVER, IF NOT THE AWESOMEST.



ON THE LAST DAY OF JULY, THE MOON STARTED FALLING OUT OF THE SKY. BOMB SHELTERS WERE BUILT, QUICKIE MARRIAGES WERE HAD, PEOPLE OFFERING TO SAVE EVERYONE BY TAKING ALL THEIR WORLDLY POSSESSIONS, BLOWING SHIT UP. ULTIMATELY, THREE LINKS AND GOURRY WENT ON AN EPIC QUEST TO FIND A MAGICAL ARTIFACT TO SAVE THE WORLD. THEY FOUGHT A SHARK AND SUCCEEDED. THE MOON DISSOLVED AND ALL WAS WELL AGAIN IN THE DRESSING ROOM. EXCEPT THAT MEANT TIDES AND SUCH WERE FUCKED UP BUT JUST LIKE IN DBZ-THAT IT DIDN'T MATTER.




BASED ON THE REALM FEATURED IN THE GAME TWEWY, THE 'UG'. THE RESIDENTS OF THE DRESSING ROOM WERE PRETTY MUCH SUBJECTED TO THE RESULT OF A CERTAIN GOD-LIKE ENTITY'S BOREDOM. ESSENTIALLY, THEY WERE FORCED TO PLAY A GAME WHICH THE COMPOSER RAN IN HIS OWN WORLD- THE REAPER'S GAME, WHICH, ORDINARILY, ONE WOULD BE FORCED TO PLAY AFTER DYING IN THE TWEWY DIMENSION. THE ENTRANCE FEE FOR THE REAPER'S GAME WOULD BE THE THING MOST PRECIOUS TO THE ENTERING PLAYER- WHICH IS WHAT EVER PARTICIPATING MEMBER OF THE DRESSING ROOM LOST, UNTIL THE GAME WAS OVER. IT PAIRED UP THE RESIDENTS OF THE DRESSING ROOM, SPLIT THEM INTO TWO GROUPS UNDER TWO DIFFERENT 'GAME MASTERS' (SHO MINAMIMOTO AND THE NEWLY RECRUITED DEATH THE KID) AND PIT THEM AGAINST MONSTERS CALLED 'NOISE', WHICH WOULD BE SENT OUT TO DESTROY THE WEAKEST LINKS. THE TEAMS HAD TO MAKE IT THROUGH SEVEN CONSECUTIVE DAYS WITHOUT BEING 'ERASED', BEING FORCED TO PUZZLE THROUGH CLUES AND MATH EQUATIONS (DEPENDING ON WHAT GAME MASTER THEY WERE ASSIGNED) IN ORDER TO ACCOMPLISH A GOAL THAT WAS GIVEN DAILY. ONCE ACCOMPLISHED, THE NEXT DAY WOULD BEGIN- BUT IF ANY ONE OF THE TEAMS DID NOT ACCOMPLISH THAT DAY'S GOAL, EVERY PLAYER WOULD AUTOMATICALLY BE ERASED. YEAH, YEAH, TL;DR, I KNOW.

THE VERY LAST DAY, EACH GROUP OF PLAYERS WERE ASSIGNED TO DEFEAT THEIR OWN GM. IF I RECALL CORRECTLY, SHO HAD A WICKED PLAN TO OVERTHROW THE COMPOSER (WHICH FAILED FANTASTICALLY), KID DEFECTED, MUCH BACKSTABBING (METAPHORICALLY AND LITERALLY) TOOK PLACE, MUCH ERASING AND TERRIBLE, GRUESOME DEATHS ENSUED, THERE WAS MATH AND SOME EPIC BATTLES AND THEN LAVI BROUGHT THE SMACK DOWN ON SHO AND WON, AND THEY'VE BEEN GOOD FRIENDS EVER SINCE (?!?). THAT'S ABOUT WHEN JOSHUA DECIDED THAT EVERYONE WAS DOIN' IT RONG AND MADE THE GAME NULL AND VOID. A LOT MORE THAN THAT HAPPENED, BUT I CAN'T REMEMBER IT ALL. (AND FOR THOSE WHO KNOW FOR SURE, FEEL FREE TO CORRECT ANY INACCURACIES AND ADD ON TO THIS)