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I THINK METROID IS A PRETTY COOL GUY. EH KILLS METROIDS AND DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING.

BASICALLY, SAMUS IS A BOUNTY HUNTER. AND KIND OF A SLUT, BECAUSE A SLUT PLAYS HER.

ARSENAL
TURIO HAS DECIDED THAT HENCEFORTH, THE SAMUS HE USES WILL BE TAKEN FROM THE PRIME GAMES, WITH SOME MINOR VARIATIONS TO MAKE UP FOR THE INCONSISTENCIES. THIS IS HER ARSENAL:
WEAPONS
ARM CANNON UNIVERSALLY USED.
CHARGE BEAM CHARGES, INCREASES POWER
ICE BEAM FREEZES SHIT.
WAVE BEAM SHOCKS SHIT
PLASMA BEAM BURNS SHIT
MISSILES BLOWS SHIT UP
SUPER MISSILES BLOWS BIGGER SHIT UP
HYPER MODE
HYPER BEAM EXTREMELY FUCKING POWERFUL. WILL FUCK UP YOUR SHIT. IF YOU SURVIVE, YOU ARE RADIATED.
HYPER MISSILES LIKE HYPER BEAM, ONLY MORE POWERFUL. SERIOUSLY FUCKS UP YOUR SHIT.

VISORS
SAMUS WILL OCCASIONALLY CHANGE HER VISOR
SCAN VISOR IDENTIFIES SHIT
THERMAL VISOR MAKES SHIT MORE VISIBLE IN THE DARK, HEAT SIGNATURES AND SHIT.
COMMAND VISOR MAKES SHIP DO SHIT, SUCH AS BLOW SHIT UP, CARRY SHIT, LAND ON SHIT, ETC.

SUITS
SAMUS GENERALLY WEARS VARIA SUIT, BUT WILL OCCASIONALLY GO TO THE SHIP AND CHANGE
POWER SUIT UNIVERSALLY USED
VARIA SUIT LETS SAMUS SURVIVE IN EXTREME TEMPERATURES, AND TAKE REDUCED DAMAGE AND SHIT.
P.E.D. LETS SAMUS USE PHAZON AS A WEAPON, IN HYPER MODE. SHE ALSO BECOMES INVINCIBLE, BUT CAPABLE OF HAVING A FATAL PHAZON OVERLOAD AS A RESULT OF OVERUSE OR DAMAGE.
GRAVITY SUIT LETS SAMUS MOVE IN WATER AND SHIT. AND SHIT.
ZERO SUIT SAMUS REALLY HAS NO REASON TO WEAR THIS.

MORPH BALL FUNCTIONS
MORPH BALL SAMUS IS NOW A SMALL BALL. SHE CAN ROLL PLACES AND SHIT.
BOMBS SAMUS BLOWS SHIT ON THE GROUND UP
POWER BOMBS TINY CONTAINED NUKE. DON'T ASK HOW THIS SHIT WORKS. SAMUS IS PROTECTED BY HER SUIT. YOU ARE NOT. DON'T BE THERE.
SPIDER BALL ONE OF FEW ITEMS TAKEN NOT USING PRIME VERSION. CLIMBS WALLS, AND SHIT. IN PRIME, IT CAN ONLY CLIMB VERY SPECIFIC WALLS, AND IS THEREFORE USELESS ANYWHERE ELSE. IN METROID 2, IT CLIMBS ANY WALL AND CEILING.
BOOST BALL SAMUS MOVES FAST AND SHIT.
HYPER MODE
HYPER BALL SURROUNDS SAMUS WITH RADIOACTIVE PHAZON ENERGY. FUCKS UP YOUR SHIT.

OTHER FUNCTIONS
SPACE JUMP ALLOWS SAMUS TO JUMP INDEFINITELY AND SHIT. ONE OF FEW ITEMS NOT TAKEN FROM METROID PRIME VERSION. IT'S COOL IN PRIME, BUT BETTER IN SUPER METROID.
GRAPPLE BEAM ALLOWS SAMUS TO GRAB SHIT AND PULL ON SHIT. ALSO HAS A DEVASTATING HYPER MODE THAT WILL FUCK UP YOUR SHIT.
SPEED BOOSTER ALLOWS SAMUS TO RUN LIKE HELL, AND BURST THROUGH SHIT. ONLY ITEM WITH NO FORM IN METROID PRIME. CAN SPINESHARK IN ALL SORTS OF DIRECTIONS.
SCREW ATTACK GREAT FOR PUNS AND SHIT. DOES ONLY MODERATE DAMAGE. I DECIDED NOT TO USE THE SUPER METROID VERSION, JUST BECAUSE THAT'S A BIT TOO OVERPOWERED.

GUNSHIP
SAMUS' GUNSHIP IS A VERSATILE FIGHTER/BOMBER AND PERSONAL TRANSPORT. IT CONTAINS NANOFACTORIES OR SOME SHIT LIKE THAT WHICH ALLOWS HER TO REPLENISH AMMO AND ENERGY. LET'S JUST SAY IT'S FUSION POWERED TOO, SO IT'S GOT AN INDEFINITE POWER SUPPLY. AS FOR WHAT IT CAN DO, IT HAS A GRAPPLE THAT LETS IT PICK THINGS UP, AND SEVERAL MISSILES FOR BOMBING AND AIR TO AIR.

TL;DR: SAMUS IS OVERPOWERED, AND PERFECT FOR GODMODERS SUCH AS TURIO. BECAUSE OF THIS, HE HAS DECIDED THAT SAMUS'S SHIP IS NUCLEAR, DESPITE A COMPLETE LACK OF CANONICAL SUPPORT FOR THIS.

CODEC
IN THE COMMUNITY, SAMUS' CODEC FREQUENCY IS 134.76
samus_aran, Rev. 3, Last changed on 2008-07-13 09:01, 182 page hits
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