AKA, KONOHA'S/"NARUTO'S" BRAIN.
THEIR SURPRISINGLY SEXY BRAIN.
THAT YOU WISH WOULD TURN 18 ALREADY SO YOU CAN LEGALLY DROOL OVER HIM





HE CONTROLS MOTHERFUCKING SHADOWS.

HE CAN, TECHNICALLY, SHADOW-GROPE OTHERS WITH KAGEKUBISHIBARI NO JUTSO, MAKE OTHERS DO EMBARASSING THINGS TO THEMSELVES WITH BITCHING KAGE MANE, OR JUST TENTACLE RAEP ANYONE HE WISHES WIF KAGE NUI.

MOTHERFUCKER PLEASE. YOU KNOW SOMEONE WITH A HEAD SHAPED LIKE A PINEAPPLE DESERVES SOME RESPECT

LET ME SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU: HE WOULD BE PEDOBEAR APPROVED IF ONLY HE WERE A LOLICON GIRL. SHOOT~
HE COULD WEAR AROUND A BURLAP SACK AND STILL GET GIRLS TO NOSEBLEED.

HE OPENLY SAYS THINGS ARE TROUBLESOME. YOU KNOW WHO ELSE SAYS THAT? PEOPLE THAT WIN, SUCH AS MARK TWAIN.

NAMED AFTER A DEER. C'MON, YOU KNOW YOU LOVED BAMBI AS A KID.

HE SLEEPS AROUND...WHILE WATCHING CLOUDS, OF COURSE. <3

BITCH USED TO BE IS SO LAZY, HE DON'T DO SHIT.
I'M BETTING THAT IF HE COULD, HE WOULD TRY TO BECOME THE NEXT STEPHEN HAWKING JUST SO HE COULD GET THAT NIFTY WHEELCHAIR, SINCE TALKING IS OBVIOUSLY TOO MUCH OF A DRAG.

DO YOU HAVE IT YET?
BECAUSE I AIN'T WRITING MORE. BECAUSE IF YOU DON'T SEE THE AWESOME AFTER NOW, YOU OBVIOUSLY ARE AMONG THE LEGIONS OF MATT AND MELLO LOVERS. OR SASSKAY FANGIRLS. EITHER OR.



OOC JOURNAL ACCT. : (TO BE ADDED)