- SOLID SNAKE IS THE MAIN PROTAGONIST OF THE METAL GEAR SOLID SERIES. HE KICKS BUTT AND LOOKS EPIC WHILE DOING SO. HE WAS CLONED FROM BIG BOSS ALONG WITH LIQUID AND SOLIDUS, BUT IS OBVIOUSLY THE BEST ONE. HE IS WELL-KNOWN FOR KICKING ASS, BEATING UP ENEMIES, HAVING LOTS OF WEAPONS, SMOKING CIGARETTES AND SNEAKING AROUND IN BOXES.
- GAME CANONS: METAL GEAR SOLID, METAL GEAR SOLID 2, SUPER SMASH BROTHERS BRAWL
- AGE:33
LOL, TIME PARADOX - ALSO KNOWN AS: DAVID (REAL NAME), IRIQUOIS PLISKIN (ALIAS)
- SNAKE MET IKE AT THE BRAWL TOURNAMENT. THE TWO HAD A LOT IN COMMON - THEY WERE BOTH MERCENARIES FIGHTING FOR A BETTER FUTURE. SNAKE EVENTUALLY REALIZED HIS ATTRACTION TO IKE AND APPROACHED HIM ABOUT IT. HE HAD TO BE VERY DIRECT IN HIS APPROACH, HOWEVER, AS IKE WAS COMPLETELY OBLIVIOUS TO EVERYTHING HE TRIED.
- WHEN IKE SHOWED UP IN THE CAPSLOCK DRESSING ROOM, HE HAD AMNESIA. SNAKE DIDN'T SEEM TO MIND ALL THAT MUCH - IKE EVEN SEEMED HAPPIER THAN USUAL. IN HIS VULNERABLE STATE, IKE WAS TRICKED AND ATTACKED BY XELLOSS. SEEING THIS HURT SNAKE LIKE NOTHING ELSE, AND HE REALIZED THAT HIS FEELINGS FOR IKE WENT DEEPER THAN HE ORIGINALLY THOUGHT.
- THE TWO NOW SHARE A ROOM AND LIVE TOGETHER HAPPILY. IKE IS STILL MOSTLY CLUELESS OF HOW TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP, BUT SNAKE IS ALWAYS THERE TO HELP.
- "I THINK AT ANY TIME, ANY PLACE... PEOPLE CAN FALL IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER. BUT... IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE, YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO PROTECT THEM..."
- SNAKE AND OTACON GO WAY BACK AND HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR YEARS NOW. SNAKE DIDN'T LIKE OTACON MUCH AT FIRST, BUT FATE THREW THEM TOGETHER IN THE BATTLE AGAINST METAL GEARS AND THE TWO WORKED TOGETHER TO HELP BRING ABOUT PEACE IN THEIR WORLD.
- OTACON IS FROM A LATER TIME THAN SNAKE. WHEN THEY MET UP IN CAPSLOCK DRESSING ROOM, SNAKE NOTED THAT OTACON WAS ACTING QUITE DIFFERENT FROM BEFORE. WHEN SNAKE FINALLY CONFRONTED HIM ABOUT THE SUDDEN CHANGE IN PERSONALITY, OTACON'S MOST DEEPLY GUARDED SECRET WAS REVEALED.
- DESPITE ALL THE DRAMA, SNAKE STILL TRUSTS OTACON. THEIR FRIENDSHIP IS IN NEED OF SOME REPAIR, BUT THEY'VE BEEN THROUGH WORSE TOGETHER.
- "LISTEN, OTACON, PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER. YOU'VE GOT A JOB TO DO."
- SNAKE HELPED RAIDEN DURING THE BIG SHELL INCIDENT UNDER THE ALIAS 'IRIQUOIS PLISKIN' AND KNOWS RAIDEN IS SOMEONE HE CAN TRUST. BOTH OF THEM HAVE SUCKY PASTS AND HATE BEING USED BY OTHERS, BUT DEAL WITH IT HOPING FOR A BETTER FUTURE. THE RAIDEN SNAKE REMEMBERS FROM BIG SHELL WAS WHINY AND ANNOYING.
- WHEN THEY FIRST MET IN CAPSLOCK DRESSING ROOM, SNAKE HAD AMNESIA AND DIDN'T REMEMBER RAIDEN AT ALL. BUT ONCE HE RECOVERED HIS MEMORIES, HE REALIZED HOW MUCH RAIDEN HAD MATURED FROM THE WHINY ANGSTBUCKET HE ONCE WAS. SNAKE NOW TRUSTS RAIDEN A LOT, NOT ONLY AS A FELLOW SOLDIER, BUT AS A VERY CLOSE FRIEND.
- "RAIDEN IS NOTHING BUT A WEAK, SIMPLE-MINDED, STUBBORN FOOL!"
- BIG BOSS WAS THE GREATEST SOLDIER OF THE TWENTIETH CENTURY. SINCE HE LOST THE ABILITY TO REPRODUCE, THE 'LES ENFANTS TERRIBLES' PROJECT WAS STARTED - THE PURPOSE: CLONE AN ULTIMATE SOLDIER. IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT SNAKE WAS THAT CLONE. IN SOME REALLY OLD METAL GEAR GAME NOBODY EVER PLAYED, BIG BOSS LIED TO SNAKE AND TRIED TO KILL HIM. THIS ENDED WITH SNAKE KILLING HIM AND BEING PLAGUED BY HIS CONSCIENCE AFTERWARD.
- THOUGH THEY LOOK NEARLY IDENTICAL, THEIR RELATIONSHIP IS THAT OF A FATHER AND SON.
THEY BOND OVER SMOKING, BEING MANLY, EATING DEAD ANIMALS AND WRITING THINGS ON RAIDEN'S FACE. THOUGH SNAKE WAS INITIALLY DOUBTFUL OF BIG BOSS'S INTENTIONS, BIG BOSS HAS PROVEN TIME AND AGAIN THAT HE'S A GREAT FATHER.
- "HE WANTED IT. BESIDES, SOME PEOPLE JUST NEED KILLING..."
- THE BOSS WAS BIG BOSS'S MENTOR. THE TWO WERE VERY CLOSE - LIKE A MOTHER AND SON, BUT EVEN MORE THAN THAT.
- SHE AND SNAKE DIDN'T AGREE WELL AT FIRST - SHE WAS EXTREMELY LOYAL TO HER COUNTRY AND HE FOLLOWS HIS OWN BELIEFS INSTEAD. WHEN SNAKE TURNED INTO A BABY, SHE ACTED LIKE A LOVING GRANDMOTHER. AFTERWARDS, THEY TALKED ABOUT IT AND REALIZED THEY BOTH WANT WHAT'S BEST FOR THE FUTURE OF THEIR COUNTRY.
- THEY ARE NOW ON GOOD TERMS AND SHE BAKES DELICIOUS COOKIES FULL OF GRANDMOTHERLY LOVE.
- "WE'RE NOT TOOLS OF THE GOVERNMENT OR ANYONE ELSE."
- RONON DEX: HE AND SNAKE BOTH LIKE TO FIGHT AND BLOW THINGS UP. FUCK YEAH.
- HOUSE: HE HELPED SNAKE WITH HIS RAPID AGING PROBLEM. SNAKE IS ETERNALLY GRATEFUL.
- AGITO: A STRONG FIGHTER DESPITE HIS YOUNG AGE. SNAKE RESPECTS AGITO AND TRUSTS HIM A LOT.
- AKITO: HELPED SNAKE BE A BIT MORE OPEN AND REALIZE HIS FEELINGS FOR IKE.
- ROSE: HASN'T TALKED TO HER MUCH, BUT THINKS SHE IS A GOOD WOMAN AND IS GOOD FOR RAIDEN.
- EMMA: SNAKE DIDN'T LIKE HER MUCH WHEN THEY MET IN METAL GEAR SOLID 2, BUT HE HAS NOTHING AGAINST HER NOW.
- OCELOT: KEEPS TRYING TO GROPE SNAKE. WHAT THE HELL.
- LOTTA HART: KEEPS FINDING NAKED PICTURES OF SNAKE, THOUGH HE'S LEARNED NOT TO CARE. SNAKE KNOWS LOTTA MEANS WELL.
- SAMMY: HAS NOTHING AGAINST HER. THINKS SHE'S CUTE, BUT IS NO LONGER INTERESTED IN HER THAT WAY.
- VICTOR: IS AN AWESOME SCIENTIST
AND DOESN'T INJECT SNAKE WITH FOXDIE. SNAKE RESPECTS THAT. - RENGE: SNAKE FINDS RENGE OBNOXIOUS, BUT REALIZES SHE'S JUST A STUPID KID AND HOPES SHE WILL GROW OUT OF IT SOMEDAY.
- LIQUID: HIS
STUPIDEVIL TWIN BROTHER. KEEPS TRYING TO KILL HIM AND FAILING. - XELLOSS: TORTURED IKE FOR FUN. WILL NEVER BE FORGIVEN FOR IT.
- DITTO: KEPT CRAWLING DOWN SNAKE'S PANTS. GROSS.
- TYRA BANKS: ...
- FAGGOT TREE: FUCKED WITH SNAKE'S MIND AND ALMOST MADE HIM HAVE SEX WITH HIS DAD.
- DONKEY KONG: GAVE IKE AMNESIA.
- MERYL: WENT PSYCHO AND KEEPS TRYING TO KILL IKE.
- SNAKE TENDS TO MAKE FRIENDS EASILY, BUT IT USUALLY TAKES HIM A WHILE TO ACTUALLY TRUST THEM.
- "AFTER YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH AS MANY WARS AS ME, IT'S HARD TO TRUST ANYONE."
- SNAKE HAD AMNESIA BUT IT'S GONE NOW.
- SOMETIMES GETS FED UP WITH OTACON ENOUGH TO SHOVE HIM IN A LOCKER.
- ALSO EATS WAY TOO MUCH CAKE. HOW THE FUCK DOES SNAKE KEEP THAT GIRLISH FIGURE? ANSWER: TRAINING, CQC, SEX.
- ACCORDING TO IKE, SNAKE DOES NOT WEAR ANY UNDERPANTS UNDERNEATH HIS SNEAKING SUIT.
- SNAKE IS VERY GOOD AT GRABBING.
- HIS POWER LEVEL IS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!1
- EVERYONE IS APPARENTLY GAY FOR SNAKE
- SNAKE IS PLAYED BY YULI.
- IS THIS WHERE I APPLY TO TOUCH CHEWY?
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