WANTS TO FUCK SNAKE MARIO IN THE ASS.

ALSO, HE TENDS TO GIVE ADVICE THAT NO ONE EVER FOLLOWS, SUCH AS:

KIDS, THERE'S NOTHING MORE COOL THAN BEING HUGGED BY SOMEONE YOU LIKE. BUT IF SOMEONE TRYS TO TOUCH YOU IN A PLACE OR A WAY THAT MAKES YOU FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE, THAT'S NO GOOD! IT'S YOUR BODY. NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO TOUCH YOU IF YOU DON'T WANT THEM TO. SO WHAT DO YOU DO? FIRST, YOU SAY NO! THEN, YOU GET OUT OF THERE!