THE SORTING HAT IS REALLY CREEPY. AND GAY. IT WILL SORT YOU INTO ONE OF FOUR HOUSES:

HOME OF ALMOST ALL THE MAIN CHARACTERS IN HARRY POTTER. MEMBERS OF THIS HOUSE ARE COURAGEOUS, SELFLESS, AND RISK-TAKING. CLDR GRYFFINDORS AS OFFICIALLY SORTED BY THE HAT ARE:
SOLID SNAKE
RAIDEN
TURUYA SENPAI
SAMUS ARAN
SUISEISEKI
LENALEE LEE
TRUCY WRIGHT
GILGAMESH
GUTS
NARUTO UZUMAKI
BIG BOSS
AIGIS
KAZU
THE BOSS
IKE
MAX
MINAKO AINO
EXCEL (ONE OF THEM, ANYWAY)
REI HINO
HERMIONE GRANGER

THE READY MINDS GO HERE. THESE MEMBERS ARE CURIOUS: THEY PURSUE KNOWLEDGE, GIVE CREATIVE ANSWERS, AND ARE GENERALLY THE SMART BUNCH.
LOTTA HART
YUKI NAGATO
LUNA LOVEGOOD
LAVI
HARUHI FUJIOKA
BERT MCCRACKEN
SIMON
NIA TEPPELIN
HARUHI SUZUMIYA
HOUSE
L
ROSE
LITTLE JOHN
PARA-MEDIC
KAMILLE BIDAN
CAPTAIN FALCON
IKKI
EMMA EMMERICH

I KNOW THEY SAY THIS HOUSE IS FOR DUDDERS, BUT THE BADGERS ARE FIERCELY LOYAL, QUITE FRIENDLY, AND BELIEVE IN FAIRNESS. THEY WILL KICK YOUR ASS IF YOU HURT ONE OF THEIR OWN.
RENGE
RENA
EIJI KIKUMARU
CABOOSE
KOBATO
YUKARI TAKEBA
SAKURA HARUNO
GISELLE
ARCUEID BRUNESTUD
PIT
SAILOR V/YOUNGER MINAKO AINO
ALLEN WALKER
STEPHANIE
KAIRI
ATOLI
LUIGI

THE HOUSE OF CUNNING AND AMBITION. MOST DARK WIZARDS IN HISTORY HAVE COME FROM THIS HOUSE, BUT THEY'RE NOT ALL BAD. SEE HARRY POTTER SPOILERS SNAPE'S A GOOD GUY
DAHLIA HAWTHORNE
LELOUCH LAMPEROUGE
LAHARL
FRAN
TERU MIKAMI
DARTH VADER
MARLUXIA
RONON DEX
REVOLVER OCELOT
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
RYOKO ASAKURA

CHARACTERS IN ITALICS ARE ZOKITA'S OWN CHARACTERS, AND SHE ALSO PLAYS THE SORTING HAT, SO SHE SORTED THEM OFFSCREEN. WELL, EXCEPT HERMIONE SINCE SHE'S ALREADY A GRYFF IN CANON.