TOON LINK IS THE REAL LINK, AS WIND WAKER CAME OUT BEFORE TWILIGHT PRINCESS. LIKE BY A GAJILLION
YEARS. HE IS ALSO IN MORE GAMES.
TOON LINK DOES NOT BEGRUDGE PRINCESS LINK THE TITLE OF OFFICIAL LINK THOUGH, BECAUSE
THAT LINK IS TALLER AND GOOD AT GRABBING THINGS FROM HIGH SHELVES.
ALSO SOMETIMES THERE IS FOUR TOON LINKS, WHICH GETS CONFUSING. LINKS CAN VE IDENTIFIED BY SOME
BASIC MARKERS.
ALL LINKS DON'T TALK.
ALL LINKS ARE HEROES.
ALL LINKS ARE FAIRY BOYS.
AND ALL LINKS ARE GAY.
TOON LINK IS NO EXCEPTION.
TOON LINK IS ESPECIALLY GAY FOR OLD DUDES LIKE GANON, BECAUSE WIND WAKER GANON WAS TOTALLY SEXY
AND STUFF. HE IS CURRENTLY GAYBEES FOR GANON BECAUSE HE LOOKS LIKE WW GANON, GUTS BECAUSE OF AN
ARROW AND GILGAMESH BECAUSE GILGAMESH HAS JUST ENOUGH SWORDS.
THERE IS NO ADEQUATE EXPLAINATION FOR WHY THEY ALL START WITH G, BUT THATS THE WAY IT IS.
GILGAMESH ACTUALLY RECIPROCATES...BECAUSE HE IS A LOVABLE PEDO.

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