ONCE UPON A TIME TURIO GOT RAPED IN THE ASS BY A MILLION DICKS. HE CRIED AS THEY CAME UPON HIM. THE END. AND THEN SECONDMELLOW DIED OF ASS CANCER. THE REAL END.

TURIO IS AN AWKWARD NERD WHO DOESN'T KNOW THE FIRST THING ABOUT ROLEPLAYING, WHICH IS WHY HE JOINED THE DRESSINGROOM. HE IS KNOWN FOR MAKING AN EXCESSIVE AMOUNT OF CHARACTERS, AND NEVER USING ALL BUT THREE OF THEM. THAT BEING SAID, HE GOT ONE OF HIS CHARACTERS MADE INTO A MOD BY SLEEPING HIS WAY TO THE TOP. KNOWN TO EXHIBIT EXCESSIVE GAR.


THESE ARE THE CHARACTERS THAT ARE TIME TESTED, DEVELOPED, AND SOMEWHAT FREQUENTLY USED.

SUISEISEKI http://suiseincest.livejournal.com

SUISEISEKI IS CONSIDERED BY TURIO TO BE HIS "MAIN" IN THE DRESSINGROOM. HE SOMETIMES FAILS TO FREQUENTLY USE HER, BUT SHE IS STILL IN MANY WAYS HIS FAVORITE. SHE CURRENTLY HAS A CRUSH ON RAIDEN, AND IS USING HIM AS HER MEDIUM. SHE HAS ALSO TAKEN SHINKU'S ROSA MYSTICA. BECAUSE OF THIS, SHE IS QUITE POWERFUL, AND CAN USE ANY OF HER OR SHINKU'S CANON ABILITIES.

LELOUCH LAMPEROUGE http://ledoucheviukia.livejournal.com

THE FIRST ZERO TO SHOW UP. USED TO GET ALONG WITH THE SECOND ZERO, BUT NOW HE FULLY BACKS COLBERTS CAMPAIGN, AND IS IN OPPOSITION. THOUGH, HE DOES THIS MOSTLY THROUGH ROLO NOW, WHO WON'T BE IN THIS SECTION DESPITE HOW MUCH TURIO LIKES PLAYING HIM.

TURUYA SENPAI http://turuya.livejournal.com

HALF MAN. HALF WOMAN. HALF METROID. TURUYA IS THE GENDERBENT VERSION OF TSURUYA FROM THE HARUHI SUZUMIYA CANON. INITIALLY INTENDED TO BE A SUAVE MANSLUT, INTENT ON SIRING EVERY FEMALE IN THE DRESSINGROOM, TURUYA'S CHARACTER HAS CHANGED TO A FREQUENTLY NONCANONICALLY EMO WHO CONTINUALLY HAS RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND, SAILOR_MARS. HE ALSO SOMEHOW WAS DISCOVERED TO BE A METROID. AND AS A RESULT, CAN WILLFULLY TRANSFORM INTO ONE. AND SOMEHOW I GOT HIM THE ABILITY TO TURN BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN BEING MALE AND FEMALE AT WILL. GOD, I'M A FAGGOT.

REVOLVER OCELOT http://revolverasselot.livejournal.com

I'VE MADE THIS GUY INTO KIND OF A FREAK. I REALLY DON'T CARE ABOUT HIM THAT MUCH, SO GENERALLY I JUST USE HIM TO DO STUPID SHIT I DON'T WANT TO SLANDER MY OTHER CHARACTERS WITH.

STEPHEN COLBERT http://yourenailed.livejournal.com

STEPHEN COLBERT'S MAIN FUNCTION IS THAT HE IS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT OF THE DRESSINGROOM. HE HAS GILGAMESH AS HIS RUNNING MATE. HE HAS A LOT OF OPPONENTS, BUT IS CERTAIN HE'LL WIN. ESPECIALLY NOW THAT ROLO EXISTS TO SABOTAGE THE OTHER LELOUCH'S EFFORTS TO GEASS HIS WAY TO ELECTORAL VICTORY.

THESE ARE THE GUYS THAT ARE EITHER NEW, UNABLE TO BE USED EFFECTIVELY, OR HAVE FADED AWAY FOR SOME OTHER REASON.


KENSHIN HIMURA

ROLO LAMPEROUGE

NATHAN EXPLOSION


GUTS

SHINKU

SAMUS

AND NO ONE ELSE GETS LISTED, UNLESS HE USES THEM MORE.

HE IS KNOWN TO MAKE HIS CHARACTERS HAVE CONVERSATIONS WITH EACH OTHER BECAUSE HE IS A LONELY, SAD, CHILD. BE SURE TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE IF YOU EVER CATCH HIM DOING THIS.
ACTUALLY, HE HASN'T DONE THIS ONCE SINCE THE EARLY DAYS OF THE COMMUNITY.

WHETHER OR NOT HE DOES IT, THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MAKING YOUR CHARACTERS HAVE CONVERSATIONS WITH EACH OTHER. IN FACT, SOME PEOPLE FIND PLAYERCEST TO BE QUITE COOL.

http://turio.livejournal.com/


-TURIO IS ALSO KNOWN AS THE RESIDENT [KICKBALL]. OFTEN RESIDENTS OF THE IRC CHAT MAKE A GAME OUT OF KICKING CHARACTERS AROUND FOR FUN. TURIO TAKES THIS TO THE EXTREME WHEN HE TAKES NICKS SUCH AS "SOCCERBALL" OR "KICKBALL." PLEASE FEEL FREE TO KICK HIM AT WELL. (WE LUV YOU FOR IT, TURIO :D)
-SINCE TURIO IS THE ONLY REGULAR MALE IN THE IRC CHAT, EVERYONE IN IT IS HIS HAREM OK, HE'S NOT THE ONLY MALE ANYMORE, BUT THE LADIES ARE STILL HIS HAREM, HE'S NOT SHARING WITH RANDOMPERSON, ROAD, OR VAMP.
-PLAYS JESUS ON A RARE OCCASION, AND THEREFORE, IS IC CHARACTER JESUS'S FATHER, THEREFORE, GOD. WHAT THE HELL TURIO THAT MAKES SO LITTLE SENSE

*TURIO PLAYS A SHINKU AND A SUISEISEKI, BUT HIS SHINKU HAS DEVIATED SO FAR FROM CANON THAT SHE REALLY DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO INTERACT WITH THE ROZEN MAIDEN DOLLS ANYMORE. HE WILL NEVER ENGAGE HER IN A CONVERSATION WITH SUISEISEKI. I PROMISE.