YOU CAN'T SEE THEM BUT THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. EVERYWHERE. YOUR EVERY POST IS BEING SCRUTINIZED BY LEGIONS OF LURKERS, CREATURES ASSOCIATED WITH DARKNESS, TYPICALLY SHY BUT OFTEN UNDERESTIMATED IN STRENGTH AND ABILITY. THESE SHADOW-MONSTERS PICK APART YOUR POST WORD-BY-WORD IN ORDER TO DETERMINE ITS ENTERTAINMENT VALUE. THERE'S GAJILLIONS OF THEM, IN EVERY COMMUNITY IN LJ. THEY'RE LIKE GERMS- YOU CAN'T SEE THEM, BUT THEY'RE STILL THERE, AND SOME ARE CAPABLE OF CAUSING YOU GRIEVOUS HARM. THE MAJORITY OF THEM ARE INTERNET CRACK ADDICTS AND ARE A MEMBER OF MORE THAN ONE RPG AUDIENCE. IT'S LIKE THE TWILIGHT ZONE.

IN FACT, CHANCES ARE, A LURKER IS READING THESE WORDS, RIGHT NOW. IF THAT BE THE CASE, FEEL FREE TO MAKE YOUR MARK ON THIS PAGE, DEAREST LURKER. SHOW US THE TRUE POWER OF NUMBERS, HUMBLE US WITH YOUR MASSIVE YET UNSEEN PRESENCE.

THE LURKLIST: (LEAVE A NAME AND SMART-ASS COMMENT)

1. NOT ME.
2. I MIGHT BE~
3. A NAME? NOT LIKELY.
4.YOU GOT ME
5. NOOO, YOU CAUGHT ME!
6.
7. LOL CAUGHT
8.
9.
10.
11. !
12. I LIKE PIANO'S
13. THERE SHOULDN'T BE AN APOSTROPHE IN NUMBER 12, DAMMIT
14. WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO 8-10? FAGGOTS.
15. THEY'RE HAVING GAY SEX IN THE OOC FOREST, OBVIOUSLY. EITHER THAT, OR THE DOCTOR WHO FANS DELETED THEM.
16. GAY SECKS IS SEXY
17. SECKS WITH YOUR MOM IS SEXY.
18. I AGREE WITH NUMBER 16. OH BBI~
19. SHIT I'VE BEEN FOUND D8 I'M KINDA THINKING OF JOINING, THOUGH!
20. DAMN, I'M HUNGRY. IN FACT, I'M SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT AN OCTOROCK.