DC stands for "We hate your soul, now give us money." No, it's not a very clever acronym. Anyway, once upon a time, Robin, Impulse and Superboy (Aliases of Tim Drake, Bart Allen and Kon-el Summers) hung out with their hot female friends and this angry alien named Slobo and they also had a cool robot, who was their mentor but they didn't listen to him. Then they all started crawling in their skins and formed the Teen Titans and Kon got even gayer than he was before and Infinite Crisis showed up and it totally sucked and all the fans were like "DDDDDD: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?" and Tim went a little bit crazy.

Also, back in the day Batman said the word "boner" a lot. It was awesome.

The DC Universe has over a THOUSAND heroes, villains, homo homo side characters, and sidekicks on file since its creation. Not kidding. The DC Encyclopedia said so. This means that camp will NEVER run short of crazy people with insane powers and skintight costumes to mess with the order of things. (WE NEED A BLUE BEETLE!) WE HAS A BLUE BEETLE!

Superboy supplies all your superheroing needs at 1/4 the cost of the original.
Needs SO MUCH THERAPY.
The only Batman ever to have been topped by a Robin. Oh, the shame.
Starfire's not!boyfriend. Not Tim.




Holy sentient typewriters, Batman!
If you remove the 'S', his name translates to "he who devours your entrails and thoroughly enjoys it". An apt description.
The cartoon version with the sane hair and the non-stripper costume!