Fruits Basket is a series about a bunch of pretty, incestuous sexual deviants who alternate trying to score with each other and attempting to score with one Honda Tohru. The Sohmas are cursed to turn into animals of the Chinese Zodiac when they're hugged. For some reason, they see this as being the worst thing ever...well, that and the abuse from Akito. Akito has Issues. She shipped Harry/Hermione, y'see.

(Please, if you edit this article, make sure to fix the line breaks after. DX)

Currently at camp are the following:


Tohru's bitch. She's a psychic who sees "waves". No, we don't know what that means either because Takaya-sensei sucks at explaining this stuff, but she seems to get high when around the Sohmas. She's also good at playing poker and loves Shigure's books. Yes, the ones with the porn in them.




Tohru tops. Yes, even Akito.
eta: Akito calls shenanigans! D:




Looks at porn~
Side Note: Tops Yuki.




Doesn't trust guys who look at porn!





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Older brother of Yuki, Ayame turns into the snake. By shoujo magic, he manages to appear inside girls' bras. We do not ask. But if you DID, he'd highly recommend Haruhi's. His current hobbies include tormenting his family, tormenting his not!family, enjoying his not!boyfriend, and knitting exciting underwear.




Hatori was born to be badtouched by practically everyone, including his God and best friends.




IS LOVING AND NURTURING!



The Sohmas being the only family in the world who hates Kittenbreak.com, Kyou has grown up to be somewhat of a hothead who's still cuddly like a kitten. He does not like this fact being acted upon or, really, even pointed out.




Rin is well known for her piercing stare, her quick temper, and most of all, her ability to top Hatsuharu. (And be topped by Akiha on a regular basis.) Of all the Sohma females, she's unarguably the most fashionable! The bitch has returned to the bitch boots. You love it, go.




RITSU IS SORRY HE DIDN'T HAVE A DESCRIPTION HERE EARLIER! HE WILL TRY NOT TO SHAME THE FAMILY ANY MORE BY HIS LACK OF DESCRIPTION!




Who could say what Shigure is thinking? . . .If you guessed "young schoolgirls", you were probably right.




Yuki, mouse of the zodiac, voice of reason and occasional snark. He'll be sitting way over there away from the rest of you in the sane corner. Thanks.



The cutest snarky bastard you ever did see. Is also Kisa's bitch.


Although only a Sohma by adoption, Roxas fits in just as well as if he were born to the family. May or may not be Hatsuharu's son, depending on your sources.




Another adopted Sohma, Li does a great service to the family by the simple benefit of being a walking taser. Shigure likes it, really.



The Sohmas adore locking their threads. In fact, you can amuse yourself by timing how quickly a thread involving a Sohma will get locked... if you're very bored. (It's ten minutes.)

THE CAST HAS GROWN OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAND. But we still want these characters!: Sohma Kisa, Sohma Kureno, Sohma Hatsuharu, Sohma Kazuma, Kuramae Mine, Shiraki Mayuko, and Micchan. DO EET.

ETA: Possible future Shigure apper wants to know why he was excluded from Haru's list of crotch icon approval.

Extra ETA Current Ayame player would like Shigure apper to know that many crotches shall approve him should be charm his way through the counsellor gauntlet~

Extra Extra ETA Dear Aaya, me and a charming future Haa-san apper will do our best to complete your trio. Haa-san misses your phone calls terribly.

Extra³ ETA: . . .

Extra Ex... etc: See? He misses them so much, he's SPEECHLESS.

Edis of Extra Awesome. And ETAs. HAHAHAHA! Ah, Gure-san! What would we do without your keen understanding and ability to interpret the unique elipses of our dear Tori-san!?