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Naruto's proud ass
Withholds many mysteries
But not Sasuke.
- Riddle's lab
- Kunai
- A sandwich
- The limp shadow of a pickle
- Fragile butterfly wings
- More like fragile butterfly wangs. Oh, snap!
- Itachi's ninja scrolls
- The murder weapon
- Incoming campers
- Camp Fuck U Die
- The Alpha and Omega
- The entire Spanish Armada
- Amelia Earhart
- What the hell is this list?
- Things within Naruto's ass. It says so right at the top.
- Yeah, but when did this become something that warranted having a list?
- There was a fanfic. Or something.
- The above argument took place within Naruto's ass.
- The above can't really be considered an argument, but nevertheless took place within Naruto's ass.
- Fine then, the above interaction took place within Naruto's ass.
- That's better. Oh, and btw? The above correction took place within Naruto's ass.
The statement below is true (and in Naruto's ass).The statement above is false (and in Naruto's ass).- - - - The above redacted for not being a true contradiction. If the first statement is in Naruto's ass but the second is not, contradiction poofs. SORRY
- Jimmy Hoffa.
- Your mom.
- Yuusuke's mom, who rapes young children for their "hot, white cum."
- Kakashi's mid-life sexual awakening.
- Biz. Because of Super Taboo.
- My papers that my teacher lost.
- NOT the key to the Universe. That's in Ranma's.
:D(Yeah, whatev.) - The Philosopher's Stone
- ...his prostate?
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