Sometimes referred to as "watersnakes," the campers of CFUD have quickly come to know otherwise. It was first discovered in the onsen, but since has shown up in the jello pool, Rock Lee's soul and badly written porn. It appears to be both a sentient and malevolent entity, and may or may not be stalking one Haruno Sakura. The true purpose of the waterwang is at this point unknown.

*IMPORTANT WATERWANG UPDATE: A party consisting of Lee, Sakura, Kon-El and Yzak (and later Dearka, cause he's a slow-ass) attempted to take on the Motherwang. It appears to have fused with Lee's soul. Guys, what the fuck? <- you love it, bitch. <- Waterwang tops you. <- But not Sakura, because Sakura tops Lee. <- With a waterwang. <-And the circle of life begins anew. <- And it moves us all? <- Certainly it moves Lee. If not, Sakura's doing it wrong.