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Welcome to a self-indulgent nostalgia trip predominately perpetrated by two self-indulgent nostalgic individuals:

Derek "Who says a woman has to be weak?" Williams (Nirejhenge)
Duncan "I think I'll eat a custard cream actually" Timiney (Marasmusine)

All About Derek
All About Duncan

Amazing Ideas Inc

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Disclaimer: Everything on the Doodleblog pages is the intellectual property of Derek Williams and Duncan Timiney. And possibly a few other people. Please no repoduction without asking permission first.
Any resemblence to persons alive or dead is an artifact of hard-wired pattern recognition neurocircuits in YOUR mind. That's right it's YOUR fault. Go sue yourself.

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• GameDesign
• Boardgames
• Ranged Fun
• Wheeler's Adventure - a Cyberpunk adventure without the cyber, or the punk.
• Abandoned stuff includes Orthoclase and Shining Force III Roleplaying.

This is the new stuff that we will be doing. Basically.
That's partly what this is for. It's part archive and part new blog.
It being called Doodleblog will become apparent later when you read the bit in the Old Stuff section.
It will always be a work in progress.

Grundleforge Day
How To Debbie McGee
Derek <3 Sandie Lillingston
Xbox 360 game reviews
The Random CD Project
The Nuclear War In India 50000 years ago
Jan Doyle Band
This
The Minotaur
A Nylell Story
Spung
Derek's Rants
Duncan's Rants
Download Report; one of our funnier IM conversations.
Tale of the Near-Black Dog
14:30
Two Short Stories from Derek's livejournal.
Supermarket Games
Derek's Memories of Jan Doyle Band/Rit-C/VCM/Eletronic Counter Measure Sessions
Good Idea, Bad Idea
Film opinions from The Triforum

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The Typewriter era
New Characters; post-doodlebook characters of ours.
Some Fricking Thing That Happened To Me, Maybe; by Duncan, some time ago.

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Just thought I'd mention that 90% of what is in this section is the product of several teenage minds.
So if things are a bit, well, teenage crapness. That's the reason.
Anyway this is stuff that's from the old Doodle Books themselves.

They they weren't just books we doodled in, you know.
No siree.
We stole excersize books from school and went all creative in them.
In various ways.
Well to be fair we didn't always steal them. Sometimes they were things given to us.
Like Jotters, Homework Diaries and Revisions books.
This is what we were meant to do with them though, right?
Later on when supplied dried up we had to actually start buying them.
From shops and stuff.

We wrote plays, we wrote stories, we wrote lyrics, we made questionnaires (often extremely long), we wrote poetry, did doodles and some other pictures.
At first, the first book featured just me, but then Duncan came on board. He was quickly followed by Andrew (a friend and Electronic Counter Measure member) and Janine (friend and partner of Duncan) (STOP PRESS - Janine now wife of Duncan).
They were done in a way that was almost as if other people would be reading them.
Which they weren't (apart from the fact that they are now, eh?). But they were done that way anyway. For not readily apparent reason. Probably just because we felt more important that way.
I think it was probably my delusions of grandeur (I'm Derek by the way) that caused it. Anyway read the best bits from the links below.

Right I think it's time to reveal:

The Doodleography


Doodles and Surreal Pages
Horror images - Often quite gratuitously violent and gory.

Michael the Mad Axeman
Fatal Double Impact Fury
Jan Doyle
The Diary Of An Unlabelled Man / Welcome To Jhenge
The Price Of Coal II [Missing in action - possibly thrown away! ]
Are you sure you're not thinking about:
The Price of Coal III ? - Derek
Yes, that was what I was thinking of. Was there never a II then? -Duncan
The Price of Coal II was done in English. It was the actual assignment -Derek
A lovely story about a woman
The Incision was quick
Fairytale
How The Dinosaurs Died Out
Story
The Glove
A Play
Duncan's big steampunk story
Eric; a short story by Derek from Doodlebook 180 VHS
Nire's Story

The DAWDVKTJMW Glossary; not a story as such, but profiles on most of our characters from that era.
The Snake Problem
America
BLIM!
The Martin Dillinger Adventure [Adventure gamebook, missing in action!]
Are you sure about that? I have two books which feature martin. They have Vigilante written on them. It isn't finished though -Derek
Well, it's missing in that you have it and I don't. This book is also the origin of the title of the 'Vigilante' setting! -Duncan
Mission X [Lengthy but incomplete adventure gamebook; will update soon.] (By soon you obviously mean 'never' right? -Derek)
Quazatron RPG [Written when I was 14; based on a Spectrum game; will update soon.]
Poetry/Lyrics; The not so bad stuff.
Crap Poetry; Truly terrible scribblings that are only here for the sake of archiving. Them.
Lyrics from the H.R. Giger book

We used to call them 'scrollys' because they were to some extent an emulation of scrolling messages in spectrum PD tech demos
Despite the Fact
Hello Sir!
The Rhino Notepad; Often used on train journeys.
Doodlebook666
Don't you just hate it
Spod Poji!
1996 Predictions
Self Referential Story
A List of things to do with a sprig of parsley that are dangerous
10 Things to Do Which Are Dangerous That Just Happen To Involve An Orange
Pound Coin Stamping
Did You Know?
The Tom Incident
B-Control
Useless Facts II
Dick Shunnery

These essays were written pre-secondary school (approx ages 3 to 12 years)
Monlings
The Flowers of Crystal
Some Reports


mandala

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Derek's Livejournal
Duncan's Livejournal
(Though neither are updated all that often)
* Duncan and Janine's wedding photos on Derek's flickr
Come Clean Derek reviews things here. So does Kendrick Curtis.
Duncan's Welcome to Jhenge Wiki
Duncan's fantabulous artworks
http://www.randomviolence.net/
"This game is bloody good fun. Although there aren't enough axes in it." - Michael the Mad Axeman
"Hah hah, look at all the little people run around!" - Pol Pot.

http://ophiolatreia.blogspot.com/; We have no idea who this guy is or what is deal is, but he mentioned us once. Something to do with snakes.
http://beamster.stumbleupon.com/; thanks for the link, mate; here's one back at ya!