Of Words that are going to come



1) A smallish Canadian mammal, usually mottled green in colour that hibernates in dustbins of rich people.

2) A small globular object found in the Antarctic, denoting several tonnes or quarklings (q.v.) in Australian Cow Dung.


This is an organ found in the digestive system of some prehistoric Asnarzes. Modern Day Asnarzes have this organ but it is of no use whatsoever.



A form of light amplification by stimulated emission of radiation bypassing light refraction in the..

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..of four words that have nothing to do with each other. eg. Catridge, Selotape, Star System or Windmill, Hamburger, Sea Lion.


A towel on Mars.



A type of massage involving a razorblade and some aftershave.



An expression in a town called Huddersfield.


A verb meaning 'to eat several items made from iron on a misty morning at the top of the tallest mountain on the relevant island whilst yawning in the name of the least known god in the skies'. No longer in use apart from in London where it is used freque

ntly.


1) A word used in a small county in the British Isles that nobody has heard of apart from people in the British Isles meaning that a male has stolen something.

2) A small leprechaun type creature known for its love of stealing hair from the right hand side of the body.



An umberella stand made from an elephant's foot that has been used as a Guy Fawkes.


See Florb


See Quave


1) A form of Time Transport..

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..their god to be as powerful as possible they absolutely refuse to believe in him. This leads to all sorts of problems like praying to their enemies' Gods and going around destroying their own temples.


A sound made by a Frog that has misjudged the distance to the next lillypad.



A method of communication between galactic distances in which telepathy is involved. Very dangerous as the communicators explode because of the high amount of kinetic energy in the brain.


An expression meaning to hobble around with a lame leg. It is used in a small county in the British Isles that is so insignificant even the people who live there haven't heard of it.


A type of pasty containing potassium sulphate and liquid mercury. Very tasty with salad.



1) This is an unusually explosive apple pie where you use explosive for the jelly stuff around the pieces of apples.

2) A word meaning to make jelly explosive without the aid of a vaccum cleaner

3) Is used on the planet plutonibium as an inter solar moleculising transporter which is powered by the electrolosis waves emitted when BRANOSING (q.v.) with a FNAP (q.v.) machine. The transponecular drive units have tendencies to create a carbonecular ac
tivosular sparta micarinosism witha sprig of parsley on top to garnish it.


1) A taype of aquius mammal, closely related to the blue whale, only they are typically about 4 miles long and eat shipping boats and luxury cruisers.

2) A party trick involving a pencil, 2 bricks and a balloon. It is best conducted when under the influence of alcohol.