Eric awoke. There was something wet in his ear. He pulled it out. It was a fish. "Hello!" it said. "Ear wax tax officer. I reckon you'll be paying a good £10 for THAT."
It then put on a bowler hat and walked off.
"Odd," thought Eric. He looked around.
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